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Commenttiny.ag/orx9er1h  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (383 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

The wind and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

Edward Gibbon, in Success and Failure

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Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Elbert Hubbard, in Success and Failure

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Commenttiny.ag/ct4xj6gg  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (533 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

Albert Einstein, in Science and Religion

Commenttiny.ag/sq9g8eav  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (3330 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.

Frank Herbert, Dune, in Altruism and Cynicism

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Commenttiny.ag/w4pngtxm  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (1364 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999 by Ron Leemans

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Commenttiny.ag/8bpf0foj  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (370 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997  · 

I am become death, shatterer of worlds.

Robert J. Oppenheimer, (quoting the Bhagavadgita after witnessing the first nuclear explosion), in War and Peace

Commenttiny.ag/iqolobqc  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (435 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

Robert Byrne, in Vice and Virtue

Commenttiny.ag/ynhvcg3k  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (201 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.

Hubert Humphrey, in Success and Failure

Commenttiny.ag/kiehwrll  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (673 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.

Aesop, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

Commenttiny.ag/2cctxyhg  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (610 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used to accomplish them. These methods will be compared to the warfare of Genghis Khan who ruthlessly killed every last inhabitant of Persia.

Hans A. Bethe, in War and Peace

Commenttiny.ag/soebrnq6  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (286 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Sam Brown, (Washington Post, 1977), in Wisdom and Ignorance

Commenttiny.ag/6thfwduq  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (1009 ratings)  ·  submitted 1999

Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.

Roger Ebert, (from review of Boys Don't Cry, Oct. 22, 1999), in Love and Hate

Commenttiny.ag/lctsfa7d  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (1214 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997  · 

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Commenttiny.ag/npf5ywfi  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (473 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997  · 

He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.

Confucius, in Work and Recreation

Commenttiny.ag/l5snrywf  ·  ★★☆☆ Fair (407 ratings)  ·  submitted 1997  · 

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

Doug Horton, in Vice and Virtue

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Delay is preferable to error.

Thomas Jefferson, in Success and Failure

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Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

James Joyce, in Success and Failure

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